“THERE ARE NO TRUTHS OUTSIDE THE GATES OF EDEN” -bobby dylan

THE JOURNAL OF ALTERNATIVE FACTS

Photographs made in New York City in February 2025

We all know that the Martian Army will be arriving on a returning SpaceX vehicle, but do we really know how they’ll get around Manhattan once they land? I discovered about 5 million muddy city bikes being stored under the Manhattan Bridge. Think about it.

I’ve discovered rampant anti-bully propaganda in a schoolyard for impressionable young children. Please remember that whatever you feel is real, don’t be afraid to spit on your neighbor.

Here in America social structures not based on class. Our binding value is that every citizen has an equal opportunity to succeed.

Ladies, housekeeping is an underrated American Dream, leave the conquering part to us.

Yes, Sex still does sell…and dogs.

Pot is bad for business, drink more alcohol.

Of course corporations can own art, HUMAN RIGHTS apply to ALL.

SAINT VOLODEMIR OF KYEV at a Ukrainian church on Broome Street in NYC. They must be preparing to mythologize Zelensky in advance. From this you might get the impression that he’s the most heroic leader in our world today.

Women are not complicated.